[VIDEO] The Trailblazer Pants Promo

THE TRAILBLAZER PANTS
$69
BUY NOW

They are finally here! The Trailblazer Pants are the best pair of pants you will ever own… according to our designer, Josh’s, Mom. Ever since Josh was trippin’ kids in rec league soccer, she’s been so supportive.

But seriously, if you don’t like them? Send them back and we’ll give you a full refund, just don’t fart in them, ya sicko. We smell a lingering fart in the returned pants and our web developer will hack your Instagram and post pictures of cats…yes, we said it…cats.

I almost forget, we are trying to sell you these pants. Well, watch the incredibly overpriced video we produced and had to have our buddy, James, do the voice over, cause we ran out of money. Thankfully, his voice is sexy as hell, I mean seriously, hide your wives.

So buy these pants, not because we said so, but because they are kick-ass pants and we borrowed a ton of money just to make them….soooo we gotta make something back! Let’s go!

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THE TRAILBLAZER PANTS
$69
BUY NOW

 

 

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